Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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