At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I wish i was in the wii world.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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