Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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