think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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