she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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