The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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