The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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