so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I touched a dick in church today
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