yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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