Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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