I wanna bring you to show and tell
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
cat food counts as protein by the way
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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