scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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