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In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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