So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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