and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
It's just like the Real World with babies
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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