If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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