his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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