You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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