I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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