I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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