you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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