I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
