That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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