At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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