Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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