So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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