Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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