I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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