"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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