her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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