i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
porn star boner night. come get it.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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