Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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