Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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