Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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