my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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