My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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