Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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