her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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