That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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