I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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