I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
