You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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