I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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