so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
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