I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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