do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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