she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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