Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize