The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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