So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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