Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
