Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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