Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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